For those who follow my blog, your familiar with my running segment on famous boners in history. For those new to the site, what I like to do is draw your attention, once a week, to points in time where boners played a major role during historical events.
This week’s segment is no different.
The time: January 28th, 2008. The place: Capitol Hill.
During the 2008 State of the Union Address, George W. Bush moved his fellow countrymen to such a great degree, using hit superb wit and “gee-gosh” charm, that nearly half of those in attendance were unable to rise during a standing ovation due to massive erections.
Those with boners, who coincidentally were all sitting on the same side of the room, where seen squirming, visibly uncomfortable with the situation. The situation being, of course, their raging hard-ons.
This concludes this week’s entry into These Amazing Boners. Hopefully the lesson you take away is that boners are not only natural, but also completely American.
I want thank all of you for your feedback concerning our latest video, Racism In America. Your responses have been overwhelming. Each of you has shared your stories of race, and how far we’ve come as a nation. Can you believe it’s already been forty years since those Russel Crowe laws were in effect. The time really flies.
I don’t need to tell you how far we’ve come. I honestly believe that - in my lifetime - we’ll see a black man as a mayor. I honestly believe that.
Billionaires Bill Gates and New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg announced this week that they’ll contribute a combined $500 million to a worldwide anti-smoking campaign, consisting of posters and handouts. Tajik, a young villager from Camaroon, express excitement for the program, citing that just one poster, will feed his family for a week.
In a recent viral video, President George Bush was secretly taped joking about the American economy while speaking at a fundraiser. He also joked on the video that “George Bush dresses like a moron” - until an aide informed him that he is also the man in charge of dressing George W. Bush.
