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When my mom and dad divorced, my mom gave me one piece of advice - don’t be afraid of change.
I’m guessing that’s why I’m so open to global warming.
Sure, it might be awkward at first. But in time, just like my feelings of inadequacy and hunger for parental attention, wounds will heal.
It will […]
Filed by Zach at January 25th, 2007 under Articles.
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If you know me, you knw storytelling is one of my favorite pastimes. Well, storytelling… and that damn Macarena.
Back to my storytelling. The following describes actual events the way they actually happened, meaning it’s a total fabrication.
::A DARK THURSDAY NIGHT, […]
Filed by Zach at January 11th, 2007 under Articles.
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Originally Published: Tiger Weekly, Issue 318 - January 18, 2006
As a recent college graduate, it seems I’m not be getting the respect that I deserve. The other day some old man was given me a hard time. In return, I gave it to him nice and good.
Verbally. I gave it to him verbally.
“Look, sir,†I […]
Filed by Zach at January 4th, 2007 under Articles.
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Originally Published: Tiger Weekly, Issue 316 - December 7, 2005
I have many qualities that women would expect to find in the prototypical male – near perfect vision, innate sense of direction, hairy stomach, and a sincere fear of commitment.
The last of the four qualities has been a thorn at my side for quite some time […]
Filed by Zach at January 4th, 2007 under Articles.
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Originally Published: Tiger Weekly, Issue 310 - October 19, 2005
It seems that we’ve found ourselves in scary times, a.k.a. the age of terrorism. We all know the good things that have come from terrorism: a reduction of pesky civil liberties, soccer moms with handguns, yellow car magnets. Unfortunately though, we often forget the American classics […]
Filed by Zach at January 4th, 2007 under Articles.
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Originally Published: Tiger Weekly, Issue 306 - September 21, 2005
For those who have seen me in the flesh, you know I take personal fitness, strength and health very seriously (HINT: please note the sarcasm). If you don’t know me, maybe the following description will help: I tower at a near-majestic 5’9â€, weigh a whopping 140 […]
Filed by Zach at January 4th, 2007 under Articles.
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