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In my first week in New York, I managed to offend several women by calling them “mam” and even mystified a homeless man by actually making eye contact. But my first week wasn’t all fun, I assure you, as my living situations were tight.
A friend was kind enough to let me stay in his […]
Filed by Zach at September 6th, 2007 under Articles.
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DAY 1
Moving to New York City can be seen as a pivotal point in a man’s life. A defining moment, some would say. With no job ahead and a little money in hand, I stumbled out of LaGuardia International Airport, expecting only to grab life by the horns.
What I didn’t expecting to find was […]
Filed by Zach at July 8th, 2007 under Articles.
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Sometime you get the fortune that just stops you in your tracks. Sometimes the fortune predicts you stopping in your tracks.
Here are a few of my all time favs:
This year will be one filled with money and friends. Oh, wait, I didn’t realize this was you, Zach. Could you pass this message to Tim […]
Filed by Zach at June 26th, 2007 under Articles.
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Tie, tie, tie. I’ve got to find a tie. Me, oh my, finding a tie.
No, that one’s just too busy. And this one’s too… well I guess it’s just not busy enough!
It seems as though this is the worst part about being an nation’s president, sifting through twenty versions of the same suit for […]
Filed by Zach at April 21st, 2007 under Articles.
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Racing down the cobblestone alleyway, approaching the busy sidewalk, an older gentleman - who looked anything but gentle - grasped a single white letter in a colorless, tight hand.
His walk was nervous. His tie was loosened. A white, wrinkled button-up, visibly stained from sweat and what appears to coffee, is tucked in randomly around […]
Filed by Zach at March 7th, 2007 under Articles.
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Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I just wanted to remind everyone of the reason for the season - trying your hardest to have sex with another person. Make that another live person, Uncle Steve!
So I figured I’d offer some advice to those lovers out there, and maybe increase their odds of action this Valentine’s […]
Filed by Zach at February 13th, 2007 under Articles.
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