This Week in Headlines, July 14 2008
The MTA has raised the fine for jumping subway turnstiles to $100, despite the drastic decrease of jumpings since the early 90s. The MTA also made it illegal to wear Z. Cavaricci’s and listen to Bon Jovi on crazy-loud Boom Boxes. According to authorities, those suspected of doing so are wanted, dead or alive.
A man, last week, ripped off the head of Hitler in the Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in Berlin recently, proving that germans are committed to peace, but only through the most violent means necessary.
Thousands waited in line last Friday, for the release of the 2nd Generation iPhone. Many customers cited a glitch the the phone’s calendar, until finally realizing they did in fact lose an entire day of their life.
John McCain admitted this week that he is “illiterate” when it comes to computers. He claims to be adjusting to quickly. Having recently created a Gmail account, McCain hopes that by the end of the year he’ll no longer be using carrier pigeons.
Filed by Zach at July 14th, 2008 under Short Stuff.