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Internet!

Wow. It’s been a long month. I haven’t had cable television or internet, and things have been a little dicey. That being said, I haven’t been up to speed on the news - sad to say I just found out about the twin towers - and also haven’t even been able to post on the ole blog-ermajig.

That’s changing now. My good friend Warner - TIME Warner - has just rigged my apartment with the old wonderweb. Can you believe you don’t even have to dial to log on anymore?! Can you believe how small modems have gotten?! And can you believe how easy it is to stumble across porn on this thing?!

Honestly, yesterday I googled “wiffleball” and it took me strait to some japanese fetish site. Long story short, they weren’t exactly playing regulation wiffleball. And don’t even ask me about the time I innocently looked up “Massive Pussy Cats.” Eeek!

Seriously, though, if you want to ask me about it, just IM me … like whenever.

So I’ve got the internet (or Internet, as the AP Stylebook tells me) and I’ll be posting regularly. I’ll also be starting a running column within about life in New York City, told from my very rural and small-minded perspective. Should be fun, unless you’re a minority I suppose.

Just playing. Bye gawys.

Filed by Zach at August 9th, 2007 under Short Stuff.