Writer’s Block.
I’ve been trying to write more, but I think my major hang-up is that I use the same machine to write with as I use to masturbate.
Needless to say, I have competing interests. So, just when I finally get the nerve to finish the big script, I all of a sudden get curious about what kind of crazy things nurses can do. They can do a great deal, apparently. A great deal.
So I finally got serious and bought myself a typewriter, deciding it’s finally time to separate my two interests for good. Now, I just need to figure out how to use my typewriter to masturbate.
I’ll keep you posted.
Filed by Zach at September 10th, 2008 under Short Stuff.