October 9, 2008
Sarah Palin’s Stigmata?
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October 7, 2008
My First Joke on the Onion News Network
I should probably quit comedy while I’m ahead. My joke is the second scrolling headline, the one about the coma.
Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain
Filed by Zach at October 7th, 2008 under Video.
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September 22, 2008
Somewhere.
I have a feeling that somewhere, at some time, a man named Rusty died of tetanus.
Filed by Zach at September 22nd, 2008 under Short Stuff.
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September 18, 2008
Birthdays.
My family never celebrated my birthday, since it was Christmas. We also never celebrated my brother’s birthday, since he was adopted.
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September 10, 2008
Writer’s Block.
I’ve been trying to write more, but I think my major hang-up is that I use the same machine to write with as I use to masturbate.
Needless to say, I have competing interests. So, just when I finally get the nerve to finish the big script, I all of a sudden get curious about what kind of crazy things nurses can do. They can do a great deal, apparently. A great deal.
So I finally got serious and bought myself a typewriter, deciding it’s finally time to separate my two interests for good. Now, I just need to figure out how to use my typewriter to masturbate.
I’ll keep you posted.
Filed by Zach at September 10th, 2008 under Short Stuff.
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September 2, 2008
These Amazing Boners: #84
For those who follow my blog, your familiar with my running segment on famous boners in history. For those new to the site, what I like to do is draw your attention, once a week, to points in time where boners played a major role during historical events.
This week’s segment is no different.
The time: January 28th, 2008. The place: Capitol Hill.
During the 2008 State of the Union Address, George W. Bush moved his fellow countrymen to such a great degree, using hit superb wit and “gee-gosh” charm, that nearly half of those in attendance were unable to rise during a standing ovation due to massive erections.
Those with boners, who coincidentally were all sitting on the same side of the room, where seen squirming, visibly uncomfortable with the situation. The situation being, of course, their raging hard-ons.
This concludes this week’s entry into These Amazing Boners. Hopefully the lesson you take away is that boners are not only natural, but also completely American.
Filed by Zach at September 2nd, 2008 under Short Stuff.
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